and they were talking about bean dip on ed edd n eddy and now i want to go out and buy some

This is some weird ass insomnia I’m having. It seems to be unprompted.

I’ll have a little under $400 in cash after tomorrow.

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via bolto)

idk i was just having one of those nights where i wanted to put on my hiking boots and leave but i realized i would still have to deal with me and dealing with me all by myself? that would be the worst. 

I just realized that I would have rather not existed. To me, the benefits of life  do not outweigh those of never existing.

haha great. What a wonderful life I am destined to live.

I made coffee but we didnt have milk so i subbed in baileys but this coffee is terrible. f- would never buy this coffee again.